Friday, November 11, 2005

a snack...and slightly early sentence saturday


because sometimes you have to do a little test for quality control purposes.

go throw a batch of your own in the oven, and then come back to play sentence saturday. (i know, i know- i'm starting early, but i need to get to bed before midnight, for once this week.)

this week's first word is yorguntz.

41 comments:

.: raven :. said...

my favorite kind of cheese is yorguntz.


zexmaa

ltlme said...

I learned a new sexual position from the book of zexmaa.


siplaxt

Labbie said...

Hey, how good do you bake... ehem... cake?

.: raven :. said...

i was feeling a bit constipated so i took some siplaxt.

avanvox

duff said...

sibling, hearing you talk about sexual positions gives me the heebie-jeebies.

perhaps i should pop a few avanvox and head to therapy.

redfuced

Lance said...

Once in therapy Duff, while alying on the couch you were redfuced back into that mental images of knees and elbows, and small glimpses of skin that does not see sun light.

Greneverolus

Lance said...

Well because no one else stepped forward Lance was acting greneverolus towards his word that no one else wanted to use in a sentence. He sat and pouted for about a minute then he remembered he was a dude and it was Saturday.

Briceolisous

Motherdear said...

Lance was about to go out and do Usual Dude Saturday Things, when he noticed a strange rash which signalled the return of a smouldering case of Brceolisous.


tantankerize

duff said...

sometimes, i really like to tantankerize labbie by mentioning.....boobs.

pultonas

Lance said...

When Duff mentions the boobs, Labbie's pultonas starts to leak a little in their shorts, thank goodness though it is the privacy of their own home, those two realy do need to get a room.

blintoe

ltlme said...

Is this blintoe going to spread?


dirstraub

LBseahag said...

Wonder is a Do Not Dirstraub sign will advise people to leave me the heel alone?



concrax

duff said...

initially, i did not think i'd sustained any injuries during my fall. however, i developed a dull ache in my concrax that required medical aspirin and lots of swedish massages.

hokdiava

ltlme said...

Hokdiava chocolates are Freud's favorite, which he ate while working on today's posting.


triokra

Motherdear said...

Well, the other day, we were at a restaurant and L&M said "What shall I have to eat today?" And I said "Triokra..."

That will get him back for makiing me look at the moo cow heads...


Zinfistitude

Lance said...

While in Napa valley, I sat down for a wine tasting, though I was not familiar with the brand, I dug out the 20 bucks and said sign me up for some of there zinfistitude, they said, "that is not a wine but a state of mind you poser!"
I felt like such an ass.

Bareniplous

ladymwende said...

When I exited the walk-in cooler with a wedding cake the decorator advised me to put on a sweater to cover up my bareniplous state.


gillatunup

duff said...

with thanksgiving quickly approaching, shirley dug through her cookbooks for her award-winning gillatunup recipe.

ruptorous

ladymwende said...

The comfort level of my first blind date with Ralph, the meat processor, changed after he released a ruptorous belch and caused the whole cafe to go silent.


bellasanctity

Kristi said...

really I'm still stuck on Cock -Pit!

ltlme said...

He played the bellasanctity beautifully.


likradorfun

jamwall said...

its likradorfun to likradorterbate in public.

maskordammerram

duff said...

jamwall! i wondered if you'd make it over here today....glad to see you did.

"halloween's long gone, honey. you can stop wearing that maskordammerram now- i'm not giving you any more candy."

iktuhud

ltlme said...

The native people that once lived on this land built a iktuhud to keep them dry during the rainy season.

yakidick

LBseahag said...

I caught yakidick from a hooker in Thailand...


armiplog

ltlme said...

You might want to put some powder on that armiplog before it spreads.


quifmist

duff said...

with cold and flu season underway, it is vitally important that i carry my economy-size bottle of quifmist around with me at all times.

vemoustic

Joe said...

TooToo McGoo had some vemoustic pooh.

lillespuk

.: raven :. said...

after he was finished, he left a bit of lillespuk on her chin.

daedmersi

ltlme said...

when i bought my car it had a sent of lillespuk.


waksut

duff said...

two at once, huh?

while flying to see the daedmersi, the guy next to me nearly coughed up a lung. i handed him my bottle of waksut, and by the time we landed, he was feeling much better.

guyerna

Lance said...

She walked past the construction workers, and in classic guyerna form, they all turned their heads and whistled. All the world can sleep well, men and men and women are being whistled at.

duffersized

ltlme said...

My ass has duffersized!


vaxistial

Spinning Girl said...

He had a vaxistial feeling that he was being watched.

Marpooth

ltlme said...

There goes the three headed marpooth!!!!!



striftlick

Paul said...

I don't even get around to cooking the damn things. I usually eat the raw dough like a huge corn dog.

It's always good, btw.

duff said...

paul: had i not added the egg to the mix myself, the cookies would not have made it to the oven. for some reason, unless i added the egg, i can delude myself into thinking the dough is egg- (and therefore, salmonella-) free.

i wanted a puppy for my birthday, but all i found in my stocking is this furry green striftlick.

utipent

jamwall said...

bob is no longer utipent, now that he's taking uptipentra (erections lasting longer than 30 days, although frequent require constant hot naughty action).

hankeriffic!

LBseahag said...

On Hank's birthday, his coworkers decorated his cubicle, got him a cake and dubbed hankeriffic as the official word of the day...

froolump

Lance said...

She looked down and wondered if she had felt correctly as she had brushed up against her boss and she was correct the old dodger had left his froolump out again.

Kiltear

duff said...

okay, gang. it's a hair after midnight here (11 central, check local listings for mountain and pacific times), so we'll kick off next week's edition of sentence saturday with kiltear. (thanks, lance)