oh sherrie duff.......

steve perry's trying to tell me something- i just know it.

stop shaking your head and giggling- i have not lost my marbles! (well, not any more of them, anyway.)

let's look at the evidence:

exhibit a: he had a song called "oh sherrie". i know at least three people named sherry.

exhibit b: i have heard the above mentioned song at least once a day, every day for the past week. now, i know it's nowhere near his birthday (which, by the way, is the same day as michael hutchence's..the lead singer of my favorite band (exhibit c)), and i don't think journey's coming to town anytime soon, so what could possibly account for all the airplay that song's getting?

exhibit d: steve perry used to have long hair and wear obscenely tight jeans. i have long hair, and some days my jeans are a little tighter than i'd like them to be.

now, taking all of this into consideration, can you honestly look me in the eye (a little lower- i'm only 5'2") and tell me that steve perry isn't trying to send me a message?

really?

oh.

maybe i have my perrys mixed up. come to think of it, i have heard "love in an elevator" on a daily basis, too.