tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post113176691366411932..comments2023-08-19T07:20:18.623-04:00Comments on duff's random musings: a snack...and slightly early sentence saturdayduffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131858472301508762005-11-13T00:07:00.000-05:002005-11-13T00:07:00.000-05:00okay, gang. it's a hair after midnight here (11 ce...okay, gang. it's a hair after midnight here (11 central, check local listings for mountain and pacific times), so we'll kick off next week's edition of sentence saturday with <B>kiltear</B>. (thanks, lance)duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131856737701878532005-11-12T23:38:00.000-05:002005-11-12T23:38:00.000-05:00She looked down and wondered if she had felt corre...She looked down and wondered if she had felt correctly as she had brushed up against her boss and she was correct the old dodger had left his froolump out again.<BR/><BR/>KiltearAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131851762229902272005-11-12T22:16:00.000-05:002005-11-12T22:16:00.000-05:00On Hank's birthday, his coworkers decorated his cu...On Hank's birthday, his coworkers decorated his cubicle, got him a cake and dubbed hankeriffic as the official word of the day...<BR/><BR/>froolumpLBseahaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797945283850468976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131849596394367382005-11-12T21:39:00.000-05:002005-11-12T21:39:00.000-05:00bob is no longer utipent, now that he's taking upt...bob is no longer utipent, now that he's taking uptipentra (erections lasting longer than 30 days, although frequent require constant hot naughty action).<BR/><BR/>hankeriffic!jamwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115211842136515855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131848435980106432005-11-12T21:20:00.000-05:002005-11-12T21:20:00.000-05:00paul: had i not added the egg to the mix myself, t...<B>paul:</B> had i not added the egg to the mix myself, the cookies would not have made it to the oven. for some reason, unless i added the egg, i can delude myself into thinking the dough is egg- (and therefore, salmonella-) free.<BR/><BR/>i wanted a puppy for my birthday, but all i found in my stocking is this furry green <B>striftlick</B>.<BR/><BR/><B>utipent</B>duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131836529048992942005-11-12T18:02:00.000-05:002005-11-12T18:02:00.000-05:00There goes the three headed marpooth!!!!!striftlic...There goes the three headed marpooth!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>striftlickDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15725034121712627958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131836105672384022005-11-12T17:55:00.000-05:002005-11-12T17:55:00.000-05:00He had a vaxistial feeling that he was being watch...He had a vaxistial feeling that he was being watched.<BR/><BR/>MarpoothSpinning Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10357092955594187207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131835437197750022005-11-12T17:43:00.000-05:002005-11-12T17:43:00.000-05:00She walked past the construction workers, and in c...She walked past the construction workers, and in classic guyerna form, they all turned their heads and whistled. All the world can sleep well, men and men and women are being whistled at.<BR/><BR/>duffersizedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131834710156592122005-11-12T17:31:00.000-05:002005-11-12T17:31:00.000-05:00two at once, huh?while flying to see the daedmersi...two at once, huh?<BR/><BR/>while flying to see the <B>daedmersi</B>, the guy next to me nearly coughed up a lung. i handed him my bottle of <B>waksut</B>, and by the time we landed, he was feeling much better. <BR/><BR/><B>guyerna</B>duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131833811657132272005-11-12T17:16:00.000-05:002005-11-12T17:16:00.000-05:00when i bought my car it had a sent of lillespuk. w...when i bought my car it had a sent of lillespuk. <BR/><BR/><BR/>waksutDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15725034121712627958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131833729995849002005-11-12T17:15:00.000-05:002005-11-12T17:15:00.000-05:00after he was finished, he left a bit of lillespuk ...after he was finished, he left a bit of lillespuk on her chin.<BR/><BR/><B>daedmersi</B>:| raven |:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16004708160223059066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131831846454442982005-11-12T16:44:00.000-05:002005-11-12T16:44:00.000-05:00TooToo McGoo had some vemoustic pooh.lillespukTooToo McGoo had some vemoustic pooh.<BR/><BR/>lillespuksomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17869239636716522502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131831576913170782005-11-12T16:39:00.000-05:002005-11-12T16:39:00.000-05:00with cold and flu season underway, it is vitally i...with cold and flu season underway, it is vitally important that i carry my economy-size bottle of <B>quifmist</B> around with me at all times. <BR/><BR/><B>vemoustic</B>duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131830937798860562005-11-12T16:28:00.000-05:002005-11-12T16:28:00.000-05:00You might want to put some powder on that armiplog...You might want to put some powder on that armiplog before it spreads.<BR/><BR/><BR/>quifmistDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15725034121712627958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131830364331758002005-11-12T16:19:00.000-05:002005-11-12T16:19:00.000-05:00I caught yakidick from a hooker in Thailand...armi...I caught yakidick from a hooker in Thailand...<BR/><BR/><BR/>armiplogLBseahaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797945283850468976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131829649697295072005-11-12T16:07:00.000-05:002005-11-12T16:07:00.000-05:00The native people that once lived on this land bui...The native people that once lived on this land built a iktuhud to keep them dry during the rainy season.<BR/><BR/>yakidickDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15725034121712627958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131827969399342082005-11-12T15:39:00.000-05:002005-11-12T15:39:00.000-05:00jamwall! i wondered if you'd make it over here tod...jamwall! i wondered if you'd make it over here today....glad to see you did. <BR/><BR/>"halloween's long gone, honey. you can stop wearing that <B>maskordammerram</B> now- i'm not giving you any more candy."<BR/><BR/><B>iktuhud</B>duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131827096814616752005-11-12T15:24:00.000-05:002005-11-12T15:24:00.000-05:00its likradorfun to likradorterbate in public.masko...its likradorfun to likradorterbate in public.<BR/><BR/>maskordammerramjamwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115211842136515855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131825984995039682005-11-12T15:06:00.000-05:002005-11-12T15:06:00.000-05:00He played the bellasanctity beautifully.likradorfu...He played the bellasanctity beautifully.<BR/><BR/><BR/>likradorfunDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15725034121712627958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131825858753124942005-11-12T15:04:00.000-05:002005-11-12T15:04:00.000-05:00really I'm still stuck on Cock -Pit!really I'm still stuck on Cock -Pit!Kristihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06925824216438698185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131824235170079952005-11-12T14:37:00.000-05:002005-11-12T14:37:00.000-05:00The comfort level of my first blind date with Ralp...The comfort level of my first blind date with Ralph, the meat processor, changed after he released a ruptorous belch and caused the whole cafe to go silent.<BR/><BR/><BR/>bellasanctityAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02729040946640231874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131823667459646202005-11-12T14:27:00.000-05:002005-11-12T14:27:00.000-05:00with thanksgiving quickly approaching, shirley dug...with thanksgiving quickly approaching, shirley dug through her cookbooks for her award-winning <B>gillatunup</B> recipe. <BR/><BR/>ruptorousduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916314242588218139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131822926230373582005-11-12T14:15:00.000-05:002005-11-12T14:15:00.000-05:00When I exited the walk-in cooler with a wedding ca...When I exited the walk-in cooler with a wedding cake the decorator advised me to put on a sweater to cover up my bareniplous state.<BR/><BR/><BR/>gillatunupAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02729040946640231874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131821495249125632005-11-12T13:51:00.000-05:002005-11-12T13:51:00.000-05:00While in Napa valley, I sat down for a wine tastin...While in Napa valley, I sat down for a wine tasting, though I was not familiar with the brand, I dug out the 20 bucks and said sign me up for some of there zinfistitude, they said, "that is not a wine but a state of mind you poser!" <BR/>I felt like such an ass.<BR/><BR/>BareniplousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10812883.post-1131820748131109332005-11-12T13:39:00.000-05:002005-11-12T13:39:00.000-05:00Hokdiava chocolates are Freud's favorite, which he...Hokdiava chocolates are Freud's favorite, which he ate while working on today's posting. <BR/><BR/><BR/>triokraDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15725034121712627958noreply@blogger.com