Friday, October 21, 2005

my day (cliffs notes version)

my day started off with quality time on the treadmill with angie aparo and ended with extra hours at the radio station. in the middle, there was a chance meeting with someone i hadn't seen in awhile, work (not a problem- very low-stress, and i learned that eddie murphy had a song besides "party all the time"- something like "boogie in your butt". (isn't it interesting that he had a song with that sort of title, considering the rumors behind his pending divorce?)) and a wild goose chase involving some maddening traffic.

however, since i refrain from swearing in the presence of little people, (kids, not leprechauns) i was able to yell "nincompoop" at the top of my lungs, which felt surprisingly good.

try it.

6 comments:

ltlme said...

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

duff said...

i would hate to meet the person that could stuff a mink coat into their butt.

i have decided, sibling, that you need to find me the eddie murphy album (with "party all the time") for halloween.

thank you.

Madge said...

eddie murphy.
phew.
he's gnarly.

Kal said...

I have, or at least used to, "Boogie in your butt" on tape, off the old Dr. Demento show.

IT has a good beat and you can dance to it.

I give it a seven.

jamwall said...

nooooooo....don't get the album...get the music video with rick james and other goofballs in the background pretending to enjoy eddie murphy's song.

Dirty Gypsy said...

Holy SHIT! Is that for real?? Whatever that song is, I must know how to get my hands on a copy. That is HILARIOUS!