you searched for what??? (part six)

statcounter is a fine and beautiful thing. it allows me to find out how you found me, and let me just state the obvious: you people amuse me.

alice cooper cloones were all

what? what are you trying to say? clones? colonies? (as suggested by yahoo) colonics?

i was the only result for this search....and once again, it was because i can't type worth a damn.

(for the record, the movie was "attack of the clones". i can spell, which is why i don't proofread.....which is why typos get through and lead me to pop up as a result for interesting searches like this one.

in fact, my typos perform a public service. rather than this querier (is tha a word?)being disappointed when yahoo came back without any results for his search, it was able to offer something....which may have saved this guy/girl from becoming so depressed that they would have offed themselves.

yeah- my typo saved a life. go me!

get a job as a park ranger

people are looking to me for job advice? if i knew how to get a job as a park ranger, i'd be all over it. well, as long as i wouldn't have to deal with any bears. or snakes. or mountain lions.

random acts of duff

there were two seperate searches for this in the past 24 hours, and i figured i'd go with the version without capitals, just because i'm a little biased.

i do act randomly,......but not randomly enough, from the looks of it. hilary duff seems to be way ahead.

speaking of hilary duff......

Hilary duff's feet being tickled

ah- so the foot fetish has spread from amanda peet to hilary duff. (appropriately enough, there was an article on feet and the men who love them- perhaps a little too much- in the latest issue of details.)

what would joel madden say about all this?

riding a cow

theoretically, i turned up on this search, though i couldn't find myself on the page that popped up. does this mean my cow-riding skills are improving, or worsening? perhaps i should shedule a trip back up to prince edward island to practice some more.

roaches "down the toilet"

another one got the big flush in the apartment today- thank goodness i wasn't the one who found it.

(in case you're wondering, i'm hardly the "go-to" girl for this sort of thing- i was result 390 out of about 631, according to google.)

will they let me back through the canadian border?

you? yes. the illegal immigrants you're smuggling in the trunk? probably not.

Wet Pants blogs

for once, i get to be #1....and it has to be for something like this.

forgive me if i forget to put this achievement on my resume.

(who on earth searches for such a thing, anyway?)

calories in french fries with gravy

throw in some cheese and you've got poutine....and a deal, as long as i can have half.

bon appetit!