after a two-week holiday hiatus, it's time once again for sentence saturday. this week's edition is brought to you by the makers of the flowbee. (i'm not sure why, either, but you have to admit that "flowbee" is kind of fun to say...)
the first word this week is youcleftus.
(by the way, i finally finished my national park post.)
oh, and when you're done, go tackle this brainteaser from rabbit. (let me warn you, though- i'm about halfway finished with my list.)
19 comments:
Men have it so easy in life by only having to worry about whether or not their youcleftus gets played with or not!
whabaspeader
when i walked into the studio and realized the countdown had ended early and i needed to come up with some music- fast, i opened up about fifteen windows faster than a cheetah through a whabaspeader.
(by the way, i'm on now.)
opresitic
I got tired of her opresitic sexual habits. I mean, who else would have their man wear a bunny suit AND lingere during a ten-hour sex romp in July? I'd do it January...
plugginpuss
While attempting to listen to duff live, Lance momentarily became distracted with the voice and he bagan singing however the opresitic injury he incurred at band camp limited his ability to reach the high notes.
Stopnopish
his cat was old and incontentent. but he loved him dearly and couldnt bring himself to throw him down the garbage shoot. he talked to his vet and dicovered a new product called 'plugginpuss'. and henceforth feline and owner were never happier.
dripmittin
oops, lance once again showed signs of contempt and stopnopishness. he was not ammusing to the others who took the game seriously!
dripmittin
the mustard bottle was almost empty, and made a sickening spermplotten noise as i tried to squirt the condiment onto my hot dog.
tiglinot
I was thinking of all the rainy day adventures we had till that one day, I tried the tiglinot and I never saw her ever again.
stupinkow
The stupinkow was nowhere to be found so I used the blender instead.
huyrig
she was really fond of the huyrig position. she was retardeedd and she didnt have to make eye contact with her partner that way. you see, whenever she had to make eye contact with her partner during 'coupling' she always started second guessing his feelings toward her. this eliviated all that, even though her neck paid the price after the first 20 minutes like that.
scorkied
I get all scorkied listening to Duff on WNOK, like when we climbed the rope in gym class.
kraff
i oculdn't decide whether to purchase the battery powered kraff, or the old-fashioned mop, so i bought both.
uniforked
I am going out tonight and plan on getting uniforked!
wahid
Getting uniforked has it's good point and bad points... be sure to have a wahid on hand in case you need it...
hidenplek
As I was being stripsearched, I smiled to myself, knowing there was no way they could find my hidenplek.
zoggulation
You'll know when you've entered the Twilight Zone when the recipicracity meter goes haywire.
ooferlaughter
I thought she resembled a barn animal then I told a joke and the ooferlaughter meter in the bar went off and we got a free dinner. I think I might bring her to the all you can eat pigs feet place as well.
crotchieola
I got mad at the selfish bastard and kicked him in the crotchieola. Boy, did he crumple like a house of cards!
eldydfur
and with that, we close out this week's edition of sentence saturday. thanks for playing, and please swing by next weekend, when our first word will be xiqek.
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