Friday, August 26, 2005

reality and rock & roll

gene simmons turned 56 this week.

i am celebrating, albeit belatedly, by watching his reality show at the moment.

what is it with rock stars and reality shows lately? when will they come out with a reality show involving every rock star who's slept with/ben married to bobbi brown. (you know- the blonde slutty groupie model chick of the late80's/early 90's- not the makeup guru or sad, sorry former pop/r&b star.)

we can call it "being with bobbi brown".

what do you think?

12 comments:

D said...

would be better than the trash on tv right now. then again, anything would.

duff said...

i'd suggest making a supergroup out of her past conquests, but, as i recall, most of them were lead singers.

then again, didn't that early 90s supergroup we know and love, damn yankees, feature a couple of lead singers?

speaking of.....i doubt jack blades and ted nugent slept with bobbi brown...though i could just be out of the loop.

SassyAssy said...

I think we should just "say no" to any more reality shows. Don't we see enough of Bobbi Brown on HSN?

madge said...

Well, I would probably watch. I was OBSESSED with Jerry Hall, you know- the blonde slutty groupie model chick of the 70s, and her fabulous faux reality show, Kept.

:| raven |: said...

omg have you seen Janie Lane recently? he was on that stupid reality show with Jacquie or whatever her name is ... but he looked like SHIT .... omg ... not that i ever liked him (not into blondes) but he was fat and balding ... i bet she is SOOOO glad they didn't stay together ....

D said...

they were together???

madge said...

Janie Lane looks ROUGH.

Ren said...

I have my own reality show, albeit in my head... The Lab Boy Laughing Hour, starring Lab Boy. Today's guest, Lab Boy... Special guest star, Lab Boy. Musical guest, Lab Boy... And now, your host, Lab Boy!!! Whooo!!! Yes.

Chris said...

Of course Ted Nugent slept with her. That is what Ted Nugent does. The guitar thing is only a cover.

By the way, nice cow!

Larry said...

I think the only reality show that I would watch is the one that gieco came up with for it's comercial(totally thought it was really a show the first time I saw the comercial) about the tiny house and living in it for a year. That looked hilarious.

duff said...

queen of sass: bobbi brown is on hsn? dare i ask what she sells? i can only imagine.....

madge: jerry hall was a slutty blonde who screwed rock stars in the 70s......bobbi brown did it (literally) in the late 80s and early 90s....i'm beginning to see a pattern here.

who should we dub "slutty blonde rock groupie of the thousands?"

raven: i saw a picture of him in a magazine or newspaper or some other media a few months back. i was quite pleased that i never had a crush on him. he has not aged well, to put it mildly.

sibling: jani lane and jackee? as far as i know, they have not had any srt of romance. jani lane and bobbi brown? as i recall, they were an item way back when. (i think she was in the video for "cherry pie".) i',m trying to remember who else she was linked to- vince neil comes to mind......perhaps i should see what google comes up with......

oh.....thanks to google, i'd guessed wrong. the makeup diva is bobbi...the slut is bobbie.

otherwise, google seems to be of very little help. perhaps i should've saved all those "metal edge" magazines i read when i was younger......she showed up pretty often. in there.....jani lane......vince neil......er..ah...

who else could we have on the show?

lab boy: unless you've slept with bobbie brown, i'm not sure you can be on our show.

chris: did he "adopt" her first?

motherdear: it was taken outside of the cows ice cream shop on prince edward island. i didn't try to milk it- i was too busy worrying about the unsettling ripping noise my jeans made as i pulled myself up onto the beast.

larry: i missed that one. dammit.

Ren said...

Why, funny you should mention it... Once, in college, drunk and on some sort of hallucinogen, I DID sleep with Bobby Brown! At least I think it was Bobby Brown... It could have been a manly black woman with a knack for rapping...