Sunday, May 07, 2006

about that "million dollar smile".....

forgive me for posting about myspace twice in a row, but i'm afraid i just can't help myself this time.

i recently posted about the guy without game, and i tackled the whole "looking for love in all the wrong places" topic a while ago, and i'm afraid i have something i can add to the dating heap.

it seems, i have an admirer. (no, not this one, or this one- a new one.)

there's a guy on myspace who sent me a message out of the blue about a month ago:

Date: Apr 3, 2006 11:36 PM
Subject: how are you?
Body: Hello and Good Evening. I dont normally say this but you just stood out. I bet your eyes twinckle in the moonlight. Anyways, my name is Giovanni. i'm orginally from Panama, Central America. grew up in florida being a surfer dude. How is your day going? just wanted to say Hi and how great of a good looking woman you are

(note: in the interest of letting you read these in all their glory, i'm resisting the urge to fix his grammar/spelling et cetera.)

the message was nice enough- flattering, even- though i didn't really feel compelled to respond.

perhaps that's why he changed tactics:

Date: Apr 15, 2006 7:23 PM
Subject: Hi Duff
Body: Hello and Good Evening. I dont normally see a woman with a million dollar smile but i guess i have ran into one as of now. your smile, your eyes, and the whole picture just brings passion through the athmosphere. dont know if i could i afford the rich in you but i thought i would just say Hi and how great of a good looking woman you are...

well, the guy's nothing if not persistant. however, things are sounding just a little.....familiar.

and then i got this last week:

Date: May 4, 2006 10:28 PM
Subject: Hi
Body: Hello and Good Evening. I dont normally see a woman with a million dollar Smile but i guess i have ran into one as of now. your Smile, your eyes, and the whole picture just brings passion through the athmosphere. dont know if i could i afford the rich in you but i thought i would just say Hi and how great of a good looking woman you are...

by the way my name is Giovanni

aha! no wonder things were sounding a little repetitive! this guy's probably got his little message saved somewhere on his desktop, and whenever he sees a vaguely attractive female, he simply copies the whole thing and pastes it into a message, then keeps an eye out for a response of some sort.

while i wait for my name to come up in his little rotation again, i believe i'll add "brings passion through the athmosphere" to my resume.*

*not really- after all, unlike giovanni, i know how to spell "atmosphere" correctly.

3 comments:

Labbie said...

So how DO you spell atmostfear? :p

duff said...

giovanni, is that you? ;~P

Labbie said...

Si... I mean... Maybe?