it's been a little while since i last dug deep into statcounter and fished out some of the truly odd searches that have led you here....mind if i share?
oh, happy day! i can add a silver medal to my collection- i'm #2 on google for stepped barefoot in glue. (really- who searches for these things?)
i am also pleased to report that big brother's watching me. i recently had a visit from
(U.s. Senate Sergeant At Arms)
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States, 0 returning visits
18th November 2005 04:40:54 PM
duffsrandommusings.blogspot.com/
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=rod
who is the senate sergeant at arms, anyway?
here's the thing, though: i scrolled through ten pages of results for this search, yet my blog is nowhere to be found. this is puzzling.....
on a musical note, someone recently found me by searching for
song no turkey for hurkey
it's okay- i'm not quite sure i understand it, either.
here's something else i don't understand- somehow, a search for link:www.dwarfdate.com not only leads to me, but leads to me first!
wow. just......wow.
on a more musical note, i'm result #12 for catsuit buggles video.
i guess that means i'm practically an expert on the subject....though i'm afraid i can't answer any actual questions about the subject. now, eating bugles while wearing a catsuit is another matter- i'm all over that.
it's a short one this time, gang- these holiday cards don't write themselves, you know.....
12 comments:
Sorry, I told the Senate Sargeant At Arms to keep it on the down low... I'm trying to get your address so I can send you your Christmas present...
...I'm kidding, of course.
Or am I?
US Sgt at Arms = Bill Pickle. I am so disappointed that I know that. I need to get out more.
Um, you can't tell who was searching for Dwarfdates.com can you?
Oh crap, this could be a bit embarrassing.
I was just trying to write a report on dwarves and their dating habits and rituals for my sociology class.
Duff, just dropped by to say hi.. see how you're doing...
labbie: no need to send me anything- i already have darth tater.
oswald croll: you know some of the strangest bits of trivia...i'm in awe.
shawn: yeah...i need to figure out what i'm doing for that this week.....
larry: so if i could get my hands on dwarf porn, you'd be interested?
just kidding, folks.
just thinking: you're so sweet. except for a lack of free time and a newfound addiction to blogshares, i'm super- thanks for asking.
Would you be interested in an Ask Yoda? You could compete with your rather young sibling's Ask Freud.
catsuit buggles video? That rules!
Count me in on the dwarf porn.
No, of course not!
*nodding*
I'm shocked that you would ask such a thing!
*still nodding*
From the sgt at arms to dwarf porn.
Girl - you get the strangest searches.
labbie: actually, i have one...believe it or not.
joefish: for some reason, that answer doesn't surprise me in the least.
larry: you want that one vhs, or dvd?
callie: just imagine the ones i didn't share....
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