Thursday, December 01, 2005

deep thoughts

a few random thoughts i've had recently:

~are there strip clubs at nudist colonies?
~why have the various hits (and cover songs)of l.a. guns been running through my head for the past two hours?
~whatever happened to digital underground?
~are zebras color blind?
~what do i want for christmas? (just in case i'm asked)

7 comments:

Joefish said...

Possible answers:

1) Yes, only they get dressed and dance suggestively.
2) The human body needs a certain amount of "Electric Gypsy" to survive. Little known fact.
3) Jailed for political activism in China. The powers that be apparently have a poor opinion of "organizing" a humpty dance.
4) Some are, some aren't. You can always tell the ones that aren't color blind by their vibrant green stripes.
5) A black velvet Elvis toilet seat cover.

I'm here to help.

marriedman said...

dude, joe totally stole my answer to the first question. All is lost.....

Motherdear said...

I only have an answer to the last one for you...

...an autographed picture of Joe Fish, everyone's favorite blogger!

I must confess I don't know a thing about the music stuff, and I'm pretty certain zebras and penguins can see in color, but are lousy with fingerpaints.

As far as nudist colonies go...no. No strip clubs. But we have naked disco on Tuesdays.

jamwall said...

you've got me pondering and visualizing (especially the nude people)

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just thinking said...

ask for........ a shoebox full of twenties, a pony, and your own island... and let me know if it works...

ltlme said...

okay, guess my thoughts aren't so weird after all.

Labbie said...

1) Yes, only they use ugly-looking women and pay them to put their clothes on. It's like a bizarro thing.
2) Because the radio waves being beamed in by "the man" got mixed...
3) They are working in a sweatshop in downtown Mexico City.
4) Yes, who else would wear that tacky fur everywhere?
5) I'd tell you, but then I'd have to give it to you... And you know what that could lead to...