Saturday, December 10, 2005

tying up loose ends

it's going to be one of those multitasking sorts of days....one more post to add from my trip, christmas cards to write (at least 30 today, i swear!), catalogs to scribble on, words to make up.....

which reminds me, it's saturday, isn't it?

this week's first word is otjgo. scroll through the comments to find yours.....

63 comments:

Kal said...

When the puzzleboard said "otjgo" I knew I had to buy a vowel.

Smarking

duff said...

i find it hard to believe that kal actually scored higher than i did on the slut test. must've been all that smarking he did in college.

pitlembus

TiffaneyC said...

I recently went shopping for a new dress, and when the sales girl said,"Uh, You may need a longer one, your pitlembus is showing.", I said it's perfect, I'll take it.


Hogrecad

Kal said...

Seeing Tiffaney's exposed pitlembus brought out the hogrecad in me and I ended up getting thrown in jail.

jefferbub

duff said...

while in prison, kal's cellmate offered him five cigarettes for a peek at his jefferbub.

likterfunken

Kal said...

I said peeking was okay, but I wasn't up to any likterfunken.

sharwy (from the word verification)

TiffaneyC said...

Kal declined this offer, due to the likterfunken on his jefferbub, he got during booking.


Vroapciacous

Kal said...

The cellmate became quite indignant, and betrayed his upperclass education by proclaiming my action quite vroapciacous... To this day I have no idea what the heck he was talking about...

Splumking

TiffaneyC said...

If Kal would have read the book written by Sharwy, but he was too busy splumking all over it and the pages got too sticky!

Kalani said...

It's saturday and I remembered! But there isn't any word thanks to that doofus Tiffaneyc! ;) I'll pick it back up...


enphabutous

TiffaneyC said...

yes, I am indeed a doofus, I do not deny it, that was very enphabutous of you to point it out.

cuumberitas

Kal said...

--oh man-- --giggle giggle-- --the possibilties---

Wifeypooh went nuts when she saw Kal's sentence using both splumking cuumberitas together.

Zorfding

Kalani said...

Not only am I also a doofus but a zorfding as well!

cyge

TiffaneyC said...

Yes, but a zorfding doofus is quite tame compared to a cyge splumking his cuumberitas. That takes a whole nother kind.

jolesque

Kal said...

I can't help splumking my cuumeritas with all these jolesque ladies around...

fangtrom

TiffaneyC said...

I really will have to stop this soon, I don't think my fangtrom can take much more.

iabapliou

duff said...

i'm pretty sure the iabapliou question on the slut test was worth about fifty points.

otheresque

bricotrout said...

after duff performed the actions that qualified her to even take the slut test she was walking in a rather otheresque way that left other girls jealous and the guys high fiving eachother.

TRAMPLEDIDDIUM

Kal said...

But she really didn't appreciate the nickname they gave her in the yearbook that year; "trampleiddium".

bloking

TiffaneyC said...

when we were first married, my husband was pleased that his wife would still perfrom the bloking he so loves!!

diriatitay

duff said...

SO is in for a world of trouble later, as everything i read seems diriatitay.

youtherned

just thinking said...

I think in her otheresque way, she youtherned for that nickname in sorta the same way she is now youtherning for SO ! I hope SO is ready for her spunkedee mood :D

just thinking said...

spunkedee

bricotrout said...

though the rash had healed Just Thinking was able to spread the spunkedee virus to 6 other guys at the bar that night.

LICKERRAW

Kal said...

Well, she wouldn't have spread it so far had she not gotten involved in that game of lickerraw.

furdrung

marriedman said...

I got naked, sprayed cheese whiz all over my body, and performed the new german dance craze; the furdrung.

Pinuta'

Kal said...

Unfortunately, MarriedMan had stumbled into a Mexican S&M club, where they made him into a Pinuta, stringing him up naked and hitting him with baseball bats.

grovallope

duff said...

i hoped to capture a shot of the elusive grovallope on film while i was in wyoming, but they're a tricky breed. one snuck up behind me, licked my neck, and disappeared.

optingus

muse-in-training said...

This new guy at work is such an optingus, he can't even do a weekly sales report.



krepshnuff

Miller'sMind said...

Going to the computer store sucks, they told me I needed a new optingus drive, and I had no idea what they were talking about.

shanooni

Miller'sMind said...

damn

duff said...

i can fix this......

inspired by the ornately embroidered krepshnuff i was wearing, he asked if i'd like to touch his shanooni.

i declined.

forthunked

TiffaneyC said...

The krepshnuff population around here is almost depleted. Thankfully, we still get to feast our eyes on plenty of Shanooni.

vinferino

TiffaneyC said...

damn

Kal said...

Thank goodness Duff stepped in there, I had gotten my sentence so forthunked it didn't make any sense.

Latitissmo.

Kal said...

triple damn!

TiffaneyC said...

I had though I could fix it, but alas, I had forthunked...I will stop now.

vinferino

TiffaneyC said...

Seriously, DAMN

Kal said...

I set my wine on fire causing a vinferino. Fortunately Tiffaney had the latitissimo to throw contents of the ice bucket on me.

Dollyling

Miller'sMind said...

All the ladies are getting huge breasts implants, but no dollyling for me.

hujaop

mr_g said...

The frightened horse jumped like a prancing hujaop!


kromularious

duff said...

while heather thought the comic was a bit offensive, i found him to be absolutely kromularious, and was quite pleased when he invited me out for drinks after the show.

typoranic

Miller'sMind said...

I was having a hard time with the story, Mike called me and told me I was being so typoranic, and that I should just quit with the keyboard alltogether and use a pen.

wannuawa

Kal said...

During my stopover in Hawaii I asked one of the local ladies if she wanted to wannuawa with me. All I got was slapped for my trouble.

christobibb

Miller'sMind said...

My infant has a drooling problem, but my wife didn't want his christening outfit to get messy, so we bought a chisrobibb.

kuranaman

Miller'sMind said...

* I forgot the 't' in chistobibb.

slaughter me before the masses.

Bobby said...

I almost forgot about this today, which would have made me look like a complete kuranaman to everyone.

hosquiminously

TiffaneyC said...

I had been able to hosquiminously squirm away, but Kal pulled me right back in!!

pribishlen

duff said...

he squealed hosquiminously when he found the picture i'd buried on another blog.

duff said...

dammit. i was narrowly beat to that and i forgot to include a word.

carry on.

muse-in-training said...

I felt it was a pribishlen to be included in the ceremony.


equanivous

Kal said...

I bet Miller was so equanivous that Tiffaney mentioned me in her sentence.

Combling

Tish said...

It's not very equanivous that the guys are watching football and drinking beer while I'm cooking dinner.

carbot

Tish said...

Oops, someone beat me to the word.

That guy is a combling idiot!

carbot

Tish said...

P.S. That sentence was not directed toward the previous blogger.

TiffaneyC said...

Oh, is that a carbot on your.. gee, I forgot I had to be somewhere.

idectrial

bricotrout said...

i was so exstatic to learn that she was idectrial. she wore me out in 19 different positions that night.

boffslobbing

TiffaneyC said...

Though there a several groups of protest, I vote to keep boffslobbing as a part of the Karma Sutra.

pnintestobal

duff said...

"it looks like a pnintestobal lesion," the doctor said. "it's usually caused by eating too many tacos, but can easily be cured by applying cheese sauce three times daily."

wiresedic

Shanie said...

No matter how long he licked it, the wiresedic turd was still stuck to Buddy's ball sack after 3 hours.


fridprenk

Stef said...

Number one son played a fridprenk on his mom, and boy was she pissed!


snogshonzzzzzzzzzz

duff said...

61 comments? i'm pretty sure that's a record for sentence saturday over here.....

shall we plan on doing this again next week? we'll start off with snogshonzzzzzzzzzz, thanks to stef (and her "z" fixation).

Stef said...

i think i was half asleep at the time i wrote that...

you can lop off a few of those z's for next week if you want.