Saturday, February 04, 2006

sentence saturday

is it just me, or did the week fly by? it's time, once again, for another edition of sentence saturday. the first word this week is weezleboon. scroll through the comments to find your word, and don't forget to leave a new made-up word for the next person who stops by.

14 comments:

bricotrout said...

after the photographer got done with the second girl, she licked her lips and went out to change. there she confronted the previous model and said "you might as well give up he promised me the job if i gave him a little 'favor' so i did!"
the previous model replied "uditew?"

ejacabate

jkirlin said...

One time at band camp...

Wait..that wasn't me.

Maybe it was the lap dance joint in Vegas. Whichever it was, I was famed for my unusually and cost efficient ability (At 30 bucks per dance) to ejacabate.

Swinswoozle

Anonymous said...

... and there she was, in those propitious tight jeans as she strutted her stuff toward me. Our eyes engaged each other and we had one of those, you know, swinwoozle connections. Oh what a night this will be...

bozap

bricotrout said...

kalanis first try with s&m swinging had her nervous. the safe word for the night was 'bozap'... she used it 87 times in 10 minutes. she was asked to never return.

likrwoond

mamashine said...

After the unfortunate waxing incident, she was in so much pain that all she wanted to do was hide in the bathroom and likrwoond. But she couldn't reach it.

gobehuzed

Stef said...

The ex boyfriend and his ex wife gobehuzed over the telephone bill, which contained calls to my area code. She was not happy that he was talking to me again.


derblelish

ghartstein said...

She was incensed that for her 21st birthday he only brough a bottle of Andre and some derblelish body jelly that smelled like seaweed!


scanzerphonic

duff said...

i went completely scanzerphonic upon learning that not only was he cheating on me, but he was doing it with the entire cast of "cats".

piklartint

ghartstein said...

The first time she broke out her piklartint I was nervous, but after I got relaxed it was rather pleasurable...except for the chaffing.


endophalliconundrazation

ghartstein said...

With her ovogello sore from all the rubbing and biting, she sought refuge sitting in a vat of cool water.

fobrid

Stef said...

As he sat in nothing but silk boxers, she thought, "with the added weight, he doesn't look as fobrid as she remembered.


Saotasticnfabohisss

Larry said...

I was out at the bar tonight and saw a guy use a bucket to saotasticnfabohiss into. It was almost as pretty as it sounds.

gantropolification

Anonymous said...

He couldn’t help but feel her hardened nipples as she pressed her body to his as then he leaned over and lightly brushed his lips on her neck from ear to shoulder back to ear, occasionally using the tip of his tongue, as he then moved to her ear and whispered, “So All Our Tasting And Sucking Till It Cums Nicely For Absolutely Both Our Highs Is Secret Sensual Sexy”, her eyebrows raising, she looking up at him saucily smiling and saying “I haven’t Saotasticnfabohisss in so long”, she breaks into a lustily sexually-hungry grin.
(that is one long ass sentence)


lingquizmally

Stef said...

damn! I know i didn't have THAT in mind when I made up that word!