Sunday, February 12, 2006

love is in the air....or is that broccoli?

borrowed this one from stef:

Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"

You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people
Your flirting style: 100% natural
What turns you off: serious relationship talks
Why you're hot: you're totally addicting

hahahaha*snort*hahahahahahahahahahahahah*snort* hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

whew! excuse me! sometimes it amazes me how far off these things can be.

here's another one you can take- "what color heart do you have?"

or this one:

Gummy Bears

You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.

....which is interesting, as i absolutely, positively cannot stand gummy bears.

enough of that- how about a different sort of valentine's day diversion? (not sure that's the best thing to play with kids around, but since when do you let your kids read this?)

(and, for heaven's sakes, don't let them see this one!)

okay- enough off-color offerings from ebaum's world. here's a love song suitable for the whole family.

now that you're suitably inspired, how about leaving your best (or worst) pickup lines in the comments section one post below?


Kelli in the Mirror said...

I am candy cigarettes... a total badass but I don't taste very good. What is that about? I think I'd rather be a gummy bear.

duff said...

candy cigarettes? jeez- i didn't know anyone still made those horrible confections.

just thinking about those makes my stomach a little queasy.

here- take the gummy bears...i'll take the opportunity to go back and manipulate my answers in an attempt to get something caramel-filled hershey's kisses. yum.