my mind is a blank.
i mean, here it is saturday again (we'll get to that in a moment), but i've barely posted all week, and i feel like i owe you more than just the standard "sentence saturday" post.
and that's the problem.
you see, i work....a lot. by the time i make it home, i'm usually a little burnt out, yet i have some other task that needs taking care of before i can go to bed. for quite some time, as soon as i finished whatever task that may have been, i'd fire up my computer, and settle in for an hour or two of blogging (and reading other people's work, as well), and then make it to bed at some really obscene hour.
lately, though, i've tried to honor my whole "get to bed by midnight" resolution, because, well, mornings are much less painful that way.
here's the other problem- i've had nothing funny to write about, and i don't just want to put up some lame three-line offering just to keep you coming back.
not that i don't enjoy seeing familiar folks on my statcounter- it still blows me away that at times, i'll have nearly 100 people stopping by in one day- but i don't like wasting space with some little two-line post about how i'm sorry i haven't posted but i'm really busy and while you're here, try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress and by the way, your fly's undone.
i shouldn't have to apologize for not posting- after all, it's my blog...theoretically put up simply for my enjoyment and i shouldn't feel like i'm letting anyone down on the days i don't post........
anyway, sorry it's such a pensive post, but it needed to come out.
speaking of "coming out" (yeah, yeah- i give up- george michael really isn't into girls after all- i know), i'd love to see who comes out to play sentence saturday. this week's first word is lingquizmally. scroll through the comments to find yours- and don't forget to leave a made-up word for the next person.
20 comments:
the anime character with the sculptured calves looked into the camera lingquizmally and immediately kalani had to run to the bedroom for 15 minutes.
BRICOHOLIC
you think you're soooooo clever, don't you, brico? ;~)
after finding myself hanging out in the tree outside his bedroom window one too many times, i realized i was a full-fledged bricoholic and enrolled myself in an experimental recovery program. i'm learning to enjoy the "polar bear club" version of yoga combined with the regular kayaking excursions though choppy seas, though i must admit the wild turkey enemas are a little hard to take. but i digress......
oipulked
Duff was rushed to emergency room, she was suffering from dehydration and shock as the BRICOHOLIC left her feeling sick and she OIPULKED all over her floor mats, the bastages!
noyoudidntboobs
i enjoyed the grammys for what they were: maria cary's opportunity to showcase her new noyoudidntboobs. the music sucked though.
YESHIMSDIDSBONE
For her birthday (this past Thursday), Stef kinda wished he would call her and ask if she'd like to celebrate by sharing a bottle of Dasani and some of his special yeshimsdidsbone. Now THAT would have been a great birthday for sure!
yuwanasmakme
We just came from a tribute the Miko Yuwanasmakme, the Japanese porn star noted for her long legs and penchant for Sumo.
gurglespore
Well I thought I had seen everything then the magican brought her back out onthe stae, I was wondering if this was a sex act or a magic show then all of a sudden there it was the gurglespore, I had heard about this but I thought it was a myth. Will life ever be the same and the woman sitting next to me pee her pants and I think, I think I liked it. What does that say about me?
Bugcastera
Perhaps if scientists would perfect bugcastera there wouldn't be any fear of catching the dreaded Wes Nile virus.
Nurbaer
the titze fly population was getting out of hand in the southern states. until a vetrinarian with a steady hand was able to peform millions of bugcastera on the male flies. soon enough the population had dwindled to near zero in numbers.
HAMBAZZLED
Until they do I fear I will suffer from Nurbaer and not be able to look a bear in the eye again, oh how I miss those long stars from across the zoo.
trunkalittleone
opps we got some action here, brice hambazzled the post, back to the new world order.
trunkalittleone
Her stomach now slimmer due to taking Trunkalittleone from Pfizer, she was free to focus on reducing the size of her backside.
harumphathetical
Little did she know the side affects of the trunkalittleone, as she was working on reducing herbackside she fell victim to harumphathetical mathematics, and the satistical probability was low, however, she dared not go out in public untill she could speak again in letters instead of numbers and equations. It made her very hard to talk to, and understand.
slipredhung
Due to being slipredhung, I need special underware that is expansive enough to handle my manhood.
thromorama
Well I had a challenge for Brice for a sneak attack photo, however when he tried it one his west coast trip he found that his innocent intent would backfire with him being caught in the thromorama head lock and he passed out in the Mexican restraunt just as the cheese enchiladas came.
herhumpeshuge
When the bottle of Clearasil didn't work, she sought medical attention and found out the large, ass-shaped facial blemish was a herhumpeshuge and needed to be lanced with a hot needle.
stalidocious
The weirdest thing I've ever seen in an art gallery was something called mufsart-- intricate scenes contructed from nothing but pubic hair.
divatricoutativeness
After an embarrassing display of divatrcoutativeness in front of everyone at the restaurant, she got into her 82 Chevette and drove home to the amusement of the crowd.
skramdiverous
thanks to mr_g, our first word next week will be skramdiverous. thanks for playing with me this week!
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