Sunday, May 20, 2007

i'm what? (in bed)

You Are Scooter

Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!"

i love how no matter what, personality tests always get it half right- sort of like tarot cards, $5.95/minute readings from miss cleo the tv psychic, and SO's attempts to buy me gifts.

i'd say i have a better track record with fortune cookies, but quite frankly, the custom of adding "in bed" to the end of each fortune has drastically reduced the fulfillment rate of those little paper promises. (i'm still waiting on the one that promised i'd "soon meet a tall, dark stranger" (in bed)- mostly because clearly the mystical fortune cookie fortune writers are referring to matthew mcconaughey or johnny depp.)

i was all set with the above until i got to the part about keeping the show/party going. i'm afraid i've never been the one to pick up the mantle of "life of the party", except possibly the time i got astoundingly drunk on tequila jello shots in college (to this day, i cannot go near jello without feeling a bit queasy) or the night of the "frying pan incident", and since i've never heard or seen any evidence of such an improbable occurence, i'm guessing the consumption of large amounts of alcohol doesn't make me that outgoing.

i'm also a little concerned about the "brainy" allegation. do you have any idea how long/hard i've worked to be an underachiever? this will totally blow my rep.

then again, if tall, dark strangers are into brainy women, perhaps i can roll with it. (in bed)


DrM2B said...

all I want to know is do you wear your hear like that??.....LOL

CUTE>..I'll have to go & take that little profiler....

duff said...

no, but it has been that shade before. :)