it's going to be one of those multitasking sorts of days....one more post to add from my trip, christmas cards to write (at least 30 today, i swear!), catalogs to scribble on, words to make up.....
which reminds me, it's saturday, isn't it?
this week's first word is otjgo. scroll through the comments to find yours.....
When the puzzleboard said "otjgo" I knew I had to buy a vowel.
ReplyDeleteSmarking
i find it hard to believe that kal actually scored higher than i did on the slut test. must've been all that smarking he did in college.
ReplyDeletepitlembus
I recently went shopping for a new dress, and when the sales girl said,"Uh, You may need a longer one, your pitlembus is showing.", I said it's perfect, I'll take it.
ReplyDeleteHogrecad
Seeing Tiffaney's exposed pitlembus brought out the hogrecad in me and I ended up getting thrown in jail.
ReplyDeletejefferbub
while in prison, kal's cellmate offered him five cigarettes for a peek at his jefferbub.
ReplyDeletelikterfunken
I said peeking was okay, but I wasn't up to any likterfunken.
ReplyDeletesharwy (from the word verification)
Kal declined this offer, due to the likterfunken on his jefferbub, he got during booking.
ReplyDeleteVroapciacous
The cellmate became quite indignant, and betrayed his upperclass education by proclaiming my action quite vroapciacous... To this day I have no idea what the heck he was talking about...
ReplyDeleteSplumking
If Kal would have read the book written by Sharwy, but he was too busy splumking all over it and the pages got too sticky!
ReplyDeleteyes, I am indeed a doofus, I do not deny it, that was very enphabutous of you to point it out.
ReplyDeletecuumberitas
--oh man-- --giggle giggle-- --the possibilties---
ReplyDeleteWifeypooh went nuts when she saw Kal's sentence using both splumking cuumberitas together.
Zorfding
Yes, but a zorfding doofus is quite tame compared to a cyge splumking his cuumberitas. That takes a whole nother kind.
ReplyDeletejolesque
I can't help splumking my cuumeritas with all these jolesque ladies around...
ReplyDeletefangtrom
I really will have to stop this soon, I don't think my fangtrom can take much more.
ReplyDeleteiabapliou
i'm pretty sure the iabapliou question on the slut test was worth about fifty points.
ReplyDeleteotheresque
after duff performed the actions that qualified her to even take the slut test she was walking in a rather otheresque way that left other girls jealous and the guys high fiving eachother.
ReplyDeleteTRAMPLEDIDDIUM
But she really didn't appreciate the nickname they gave her in the yearbook that year; "trampleiddium".
ReplyDeletebloking
when we were first married, my husband was pleased that his wife would still perfrom the bloking he so loves!!
ReplyDeletediriatitay
SO is in for a world of trouble later, as everything i read seems diriatitay.
ReplyDeleteyoutherned
I think in her otheresque way, she youtherned for that nickname in sorta the same way she is now youtherning for SO ! I hope SO is ready for her spunkedee mood :D
ReplyDeletespunkedee
ReplyDeletethough the rash had healed Just Thinking was able to spread the spunkedee virus to 6 other guys at the bar that night.
ReplyDeleteLICKERRAW
Well, she wouldn't have spread it so far had she not gotten involved in that game of lickerraw.
ReplyDeletefurdrung
Unfortunately, MarriedMan had stumbled into a Mexican S&M club, where they made him into a Pinuta, stringing him up naked and hitting him with baseball bats.
ReplyDeletegrovallope
i hoped to capture a shot of the elusive grovallope on film while i was in wyoming, but they're a tricky breed. one snuck up behind me, licked my neck, and disappeared.
ReplyDeleteoptingus
i can fix this......
ReplyDeleteinspired by the ornately embroidered krepshnuff i was wearing, he asked if i'd like to touch his shanooni.
i declined.
forthunked
The krepshnuff population around here is almost depleted. Thankfully, we still get to feast our eyes on plenty of Shanooni.
ReplyDeletevinferino
damn
ReplyDeleteThank goodness Duff stepped in there, I had gotten my sentence so forthunked it didn't make any sense.
ReplyDeleteLatitissmo.
triple damn!
ReplyDeleteI had though I could fix it, but alas, I had forthunked...I will stop now.
ReplyDeletevinferino
Seriously, DAMN
ReplyDeleteI set my wine on fire causing a vinferino. Fortunately Tiffaney had the latitissimo to throw contents of the ice bucket on me.
ReplyDeleteDollyling
The frightened horse jumped like a prancing hujaop!
ReplyDeletekromularious
while heather thought the comic was a bit offensive, i found him to be absolutely kromularious, and was quite pleased when he invited me out for drinks after the show.
ReplyDeletetyporanic
During my stopover in Hawaii I asked one of the local ladies if she wanted to wannuawa with me. All I got was slapped for my trouble.
ReplyDeletechristobibb
I almost forgot about this today, which would have made me look like a complete kuranaman to everyone.
ReplyDeletehosquiminously
I had been able to hosquiminously squirm away, but Kal pulled me right back in!!
ReplyDeletepribishlen
he squealed hosquiminously when he found the picture i'd buried on another blog.
ReplyDeletedammit. i was narrowly beat to that and i forgot to include a word.
ReplyDeletecarry on.
I bet Miller was so equanivous that Tiffaney mentioned me in her sentence.
ReplyDeleteCombling
It's not very equanivous that the guys are watching football and drinking beer while I'm cooking dinner.
ReplyDeletecarbot
P.S. That sentence was not directed toward the previous blogger.
ReplyDeleteOh, is that a carbot on your.. gee, I forgot I had to be somewhere.
ReplyDeleteidectrial
i was so exstatic to learn that she was idectrial. she wore me out in 19 different positions that night.
ReplyDeleteboffslobbing
Though there a several groups of protest, I vote to keep boffslobbing as a part of the Karma Sutra.
ReplyDeletepnintestobal
"it looks like a pnintestobal lesion," the doctor said. "it's usually caused by eating too many tacos, but can easily be cured by applying cheese sauce three times daily."
ReplyDeletewiresedic
No matter how long he licked it, the wiresedic turd was still stuck to Buddy's ball sack after 3 hours.
ReplyDeletefridprenk
Number one son played a fridprenk on his mom, and boy was she pissed!
ReplyDeletesnogshonzzzzzzzzzz
61 comments? i'm pretty sure that's a record for sentence saturday over here.....
ReplyDeleteshall we plan on doing this again next week? we'll start off with snogshonzzzzzzzzzz, thanks to stef (and her "z" fixation).
i think i was half asleep at the time i wrote that...
ReplyDeleteyou can lop off a few of those z's for next week if you want.