so i've been wandering around myspace, searching for people from my past, and i found this guy i had a huge crush on in high school. i mean, i had dozens of crushes, but this guy was one of the five big ones. i've tried writing him a private message* no less than three times, but keep chickening out at the last minute.
so far, this is the best i've come up with:
hi.
(i've tried three different times to come up with a message that didn't sound completely dorky- after all, i like to think i've changed at least a little since high school- "hi" was the best i could come up with.)
anyway, i was a little surprised to see you on here, and thought i'd drop you a quick line to say "hello" in the hopes that maybe you'd vaguely remember me.
oh, and i have something i need to return to you.....sorry it's only taken me 11 years to do so.
riiiight. maybe a fourth attempt is in order.
What is it that you have to return? His virginity?
ReplyDeletea binder of poems and song lyrics....he let me use stuff from of it back when i wrote a 'zine.
ReplyDeleteHis virginity was funnier, and leaves more for your Dad to read about.
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