is it just me, or did the week fly by? it's time, once again, for another edition of
sentence saturday. the first word this week is
weezleboon. scroll through the comments to find your word, and don't forget to leave a new made-up word for the next person who stops by.
after the photographer got done with the second girl, she licked her lips and went out to change. there she confronted the previous model and said "you might as well give up he promised me the job if i gave him a little 'favor' so i did!"
ReplyDeletethe previous model replied "uditew?"
ejacabate
One time at band camp...
ReplyDeleteWait..that wasn't me.
Maybe it was the lap dance joint in Vegas. Whichever it was, I was famed for my unusually and cost efficient ability (At 30 bucks per dance) to ejacabate.
Swinswoozle
... and there she was, in those propitious tight jeans as she strutted her stuff toward me. Our eyes engaged each other and we had one of those, you know, swinwoozle connections. Oh what a night this will be...
ReplyDeletebozap
kalanis first try with s&m swinging had her nervous. the safe word for the night was 'bozap'... she used it 87 times in 10 minutes. she was asked to never return.
ReplyDeletelikrwoond
After the unfortunate waxing incident, she was in so much pain that all she wanted to do was hide in the bathroom and likrwoond. But she couldn't reach it.
ReplyDeletegobehuzed
The ex boyfriend and his ex wife gobehuzed over the telephone bill, which contained calls to my area code. She was not happy that he was talking to me again.
ReplyDeletederblelish
She was incensed that for her 21st birthday he only brough a bottle of Andre and some derblelish body jelly that smelled like seaweed!
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i went completely scanzerphonic upon learning that not only was he cheating on me, but he was doing it with the entire cast of "cats".
ReplyDeletepiklartint
The first time she broke out her piklartint I was nervous, but after I got relaxed it was rather pleasurable...except for the chaffing.
ReplyDeleteendophalliconundrazation
With her ovogello sore from all the rubbing and biting, she sought refuge sitting in a vat of cool water.
ReplyDeletefobrid
As he sat in nothing but silk boxers, she thought, "with the added weight, he doesn't look as fobrid as she remembered.
ReplyDeleteSaotasticnfabohisss
I was out at the bar tonight and saw a guy use a bucket to saotasticnfabohiss into. It was almost as pretty as it sounds.
ReplyDeletegantropolification
He couldn’t help but feel her hardened nipples as she pressed her body to his as then he leaned over and lightly brushed his lips on her neck from ear to shoulder back to ear, occasionally using the tip of his tongue, as he then moved to her ear and whispered, “So All Our Tasting And Sucking Till It Cums Nicely For Absolutely Both Our Highs Is Secret Sensual Sexy”, her eyebrows raising, she looking up at him saucily smiling and saying “I haven’t Saotasticnfabohisss in so long”, she breaks into a lustily sexually-hungry grin.
ReplyDelete(that is one long ass sentence)
lingquizmally
damn! I know i didn't have THAT in mind when I made up that word!
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