Saturday, December 17, 2005

sentence saturday #7

as kalani was kind enough to remind me (and what were you doing up that far past your bedtime, young lady?), it's sentence saturday once again.

thanks to stef, this week's first word is snogshonzz.

scroll through the comments to find yours.....

...oh, and while you're thinking of the perfect word to leave for someone else, you can listen to me online (yay! streaming!) from 10-3 est. i'll try not to screw up too many breaks.....

27 comments:

  1. I don't know about Bricotrount, but my wepunis got a little zing out of that picture.

    Smarf

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  2. Hey - it's not the size of the snogshonzz in the omkskxy, it's the the size of the wepunis in the, well, something, as they say...

    splabber

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  3. kalani laughs at the size of my snogshonzz but she knows that when duty calls, a picture of my calves cause her to splabber and have to change clothes repeatedly!

    LOOBDOODLE

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  4. no more partying for me- my loobdoodle is throbbing this morning.

    unither

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  5. after weeks of hard partying, duff announced to her radio audience that she would be spending a week in the hospital getting rid of an infection by having a unither inserted up her loobdoodle. she vowed never to do jaeger shots again.

    PUSTRUTTING

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  6. Well, could be worse: I caught a bad case of pustrutting last year, it was murder!

    Flangel

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  7. after penny offered to flangel kal, it was only a matter of time before mossy caught the two of them in a compromising position.

    offputered

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  8. I could only hope that after kal was found, he offputered his wife far better that he did penny.

    dasebaster

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  9. Truth be told, I got very afraid when Mossy pulled out a dasebaster, and took off through the window.

    Tullst

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  10. i was a novice when i got involved with duff. it took her weeks to convince me to relax and not be afraid of her kinky ways. but in time she said i was able to tullst her completely as well as she had ever been tullsted before.

    CORKPORKER

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  11. My favorite gift from my husband was the corkporker he got me last year. Now I spend all of my free time......

    whaybalova

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  12. I had a turkey and whaybalova on rye, but it tasted like socks.

    shnapfeeblus

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  13. i looked in the fridge for something to bring to work with me this morning, but found my options to be nothing short of shnapfeeblus.

    maybe i should order a sub instead.

    musterfuss

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  14. After much musterfuss the platoon began their 40 mile march.


    Kromulus

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  15. kalani had grown tired of her 7 inch silicon friend. she was elated to see in her recent adam & eve magazine a new 9 inch friend simply named 'Kromulus' she couldnt pick up the phone to order it fast enough!

    smackengrab

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  16. The gonzo adult filmmaker liked to use the smackengrab technique for shooting his bondage scenes.


    flapcidiferous

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  17. When she saw the size of the clisaw, she decided against the clitoral piercing.



    klekflangula

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  18. I cannot eat uncooked broccoli, it irritates my klekflangula and large intestine.



    clatanag

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  19. the sound of the smoke alarm startled me so badly that i dropped the glass clatanag that had just arrived from amazon.

    thymously

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  20. brico made no secret that he had been keeping his fingers crossed that duff and kalani would not only have a little xonjont between them someday soon, but that they would graciously film it and send a copy to me!

    SKWEEBITTEN

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  21. I was pulled into a dark alley in the Bronx, where I was skeebitten until I cried, then I walked home in shambles, hoping Duff would not shun me.

    pooshneddled

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  22. Spent 6 years searching
    Jolt Cola is hard to find
    Found! Yelled, "POOSHNEDDLED!"

    (A badly constructed haiku. All about the fact that Jolt Cola is hard to find in Canada.)

    Walliwakawaka

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  23. I've only had one experience with a man, and, actually, it was a muppet. Yup, I gave Fozzie a walliwakaka under the stands after gym class one day...

    Bluffmer

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  24. I had to deal with clowns today... what a bunch of bluffmers!


    bombirtastic

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  25. it's still Saturday here... does that count?

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  26. Is that 10-3 am to pm? Pm to Am? FM to XM?

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  27. once again, stef wraps things up for us and provides us with a new word....thankfully, with fewer "z"s.

    i'm not sure i'll have internet access while in the sticks of maine, so next week's edition may be posted a bit early and left up late....perhaps an "extended holiday edition"?

    at any rate, our first word will be bombirtastic.

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