because sometimes you have to do a little test for quality control purposes.
go throw a batch of your own in the oven, and then come back to play sentence saturday. (i know, i know- i'm starting early, but i need to get to bed before midnight, for once this week.)
this week's first word is yorguntz.
my favorite kind of cheese is yorguntz.
ReplyDeletezexmaa
I learned a new sexual position from the book of zexmaa.
ReplyDeletesiplaxt
Hey, how good do you bake... ehem... cake?
ReplyDeletei was feeling a bit constipated so i took some siplaxt.
ReplyDeleteavanvox
sibling, hearing you talk about sexual positions gives me the heebie-jeebies.
ReplyDeleteperhaps i should pop a few avanvox and head to therapy.
redfuced
Once in therapy Duff, while alying on the couch you were redfuced back into that mental images of knees and elbows, and small glimpses of skin that does not see sun light.
ReplyDeleteGreneverolus
Well because no one else stepped forward Lance was acting greneverolus towards his word that no one else wanted to use in a sentence. He sat and pouted for about a minute then he remembered he was a dude and it was Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBriceolisous
sometimes, i really like to tantankerize labbie by mentioning.....boobs.
ReplyDeletepultonas
When Duff mentions the boobs, Labbie's pultonas starts to leak a little in their shorts, thank goodness though it is the privacy of their own home, those two realy do need to get a room.
ReplyDeleteblintoe
Is this blintoe going to spread?
ReplyDeletedirstraub
Wonder is a Do Not Dirstraub sign will advise people to leave me the heel alone?
ReplyDeleteconcrax
initially, i did not think i'd sustained any injuries during my fall. however, i developed a dull ache in my concrax that required medical aspirin and lots of swedish massages.
ReplyDeletehokdiava
Hokdiava chocolates are Freud's favorite, which he ate while working on today's posting.
ReplyDeletetriokra
While in Napa valley, I sat down for a wine tasting, though I was not familiar with the brand, I dug out the 20 bucks and said sign me up for some of there zinfistitude, they said, "that is not a wine but a state of mind you poser!"
ReplyDeleteI felt like such an ass.
Bareniplous
When I exited the walk-in cooler with a wedding cake the decorator advised me to put on a sweater to cover up my bareniplous state.
ReplyDeletegillatunup
with thanksgiving quickly approaching, shirley dug through her cookbooks for her award-winning gillatunup recipe.
ReplyDeleteruptorous
The comfort level of my first blind date with Ralph, the meat processor, changed after he released a ruptorous belch and caused the whole cafe to go silent.
ReplyDeletebellasanctity
really I'm still stuck on Cock -Pit!
ReplyDeleteHe played the bellasanctity beautifully.
ReplyDeletelikradorfun
its likradorfun to likradorterbate in public.
ReplyDeletemaskordammerram
jamwall! i wondered if you'd make it over here today....glad to see you did.
ReplyDelete"halloween's long gone, honey. you can stop wearing that maskordammerram now- i'm not giving you any more candy."
iktuhud
The native people that once lived on this land built a iktuhud to keep them dry during the rainy season.
ReplyDeleteyakidick
I caught yakidick from a hooker in Thailand...
ReplyDeletearmiplog
You might want to put some powder on that armiplog before it spreads.
ReplyDeletequifmist
with cold and flu season underway, it is vitally important that i carry my economy-size bottle of quifmist around with me at all times.
ReplyDeletevemoustic
TooToo McGoo had some vemoustic pooh.
ReplyDeletelillespuk
after he was finished, he left a bit of lillespuk on her chin.
ReplyDeletedaedmersi
when i bought my car it had a sent of lillespuk.
ReplyDeletewaksut
two at once, huh?
ReplyDeletewhile flying to see the daedmersi, the guy next to me nearly coughed up a lung. i handed him my bottle of waksut, and by the time we landed, he was feeling much better.
guyerna
She walked past the construction workers, and in classic guyerna form, they all turned their heads and whistled. All the world can sleep well, men and men and women are being whistled at.
ReplyDeleteduffersized
He had a vaxistial feeling that he was being watched.
ReplyDeleteMarpooth
There goes the three headed marpooth!!!!!
ReplyDeletestriftlick
paul: had i not added the egg to the mix myself, the cookies would not have made it to the oven. for some reason, unless i added the egg, i can delude myself into thinking the dough is egg- (and therefore, salmonella-) free.
ReplyDeletei wanted a puppy for my birthday, but all i found in my stocking is this furry green striftlick.
utipent
bob is no longer utipent, now that he's taking uptipentra (erections lasting longer than 30 days, although frequent require constant hot naughty action).
ReplyDeletehankeriffic!
On Hank's birthday, his coworkers decorated his cubicle, got him a cake and dubbed hankeriffic as the official word of the day...
ReplyDeletefroolump
She looked down and wondered if she had felt correctly as she had brushed up against her boss and she was correct the old dodger had left his froolump out again.
ReplyDeleteKiltear
okay, gang. it's a hair after midnight here (11 central, check local listings for mountain and pacific times), so we'll kick off next week's edition of sentence saturday with kiltear. (thanks, lance)
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