oh, how the mighty have fallen.

so there i was, speeding home from work...i mean, i was obeying the speed limit to the digit....and the latest from the pussycat dolls (one day i will be toned enough to look hot running around in lingerie and then i will wander around in public wearing nothing but frederick's finest and a trench coat and will randomly stop in the middle of the sidewalk and break into song and then men will flock to me and throw themselves at me and....oh, uhm...i like the song a little. where was i?) ended, and wnok went to commercials and suddenly i heard something that almost caused me to run off the road.

biz markie.

yes, folks, the man who rapped/sang/whatever about the love of his life who was loving on someone else has sunk to a new low.

which reminds me- does anyone else recall a parody of that song? i was in middle school when it came out, and every time i heard "just a friend", i wind up singing

oh baby you

you got the disease

but you say it's just a rash

but you say it's just a rash....

it's okay- it's probably just me. (though my classmates started it- i was not nearly so culturally aware.)

anyway, biz is now rapping about pepto bismol.

i shit you not.....and apparently he's got that sort of thing under control, too......thanks to the new cherry flavor.